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@3Definition of the Amiga Owner: By a P.C owner.
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An Amiga owner is one who thinks he/she has the best system in the world
They usually can't spell corrctlie becus thir thik.
They think that they're the only ones who can multi-task
They think their platform is the centre of the uny verse
(O.K I think we get that joke now!)
They're Smelly
They think that they only have to add 4 Meg and their machine is amazing
They hate buying hard-drives
They will all suffer RDSI- (repetitive Disk Swap Injury)
(P.C owners will suffer from RCI, Repetitive Configuring Injury-Ed.)
Someone who thinks an animated matchstick man is original #7More>>>
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They need two drives
CD-ROM is a foreign language to them
Someone who has great difficulty in adding extra peripherals internally-
apart from one hard-drive and some RAM.
They have to be taught how to buy games
They have to be trained in buying Amiga games
No-one ever uses them for Internet access, cos they're poo.
They think P.Cs crash all the time... Damn! I've been typing all of this
time and I forgot to plug the keyboard in. Hang on a minute, my P.Cs
crashed! Oh I mean, I need the toilet.
They think P.C owners have to configure their computer everytime
they load something new. Damn I won't be able to play worms until #7More>>>
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tomorrow... I mean I'm going out tonight so I don't have time to
use my P.C
Amiga owners think workbench is the best OS around. Hi Dad, was that
autoexec.bat I had to type in or auto.exe.bat?
I mean err. Oh sod it, I'd better get my Amiga 1200 out of the cupboard,
this little falsity isn't working.
We like to be fair here at A.F. See M>S>Cs objective, serious
definition of a P>C owner (same section as this article type thing).